I Am More Patriotic Than You (Angry Poetry 2)
I have two flags sticking out of my car,
so I am more patriotic than you.
I can trace my family history,
so I am more patriotic than you.
No one in my family has a foreign sounding name,
so I am more patriotic than you.
The colour of my skin is the colour of our forebears,
so I am more patriotic than you.
I am perturbed by the jews, but I support Israel,
so I am more patriotic than you.
My family has people in the armed forces and have killed people for this country,
so I am more patriotic than you.
I support people who are just like me,
so I am more patriotic than you.
If I ever find the author of this poem, I will kill him,
so I am more patriotic than you.
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