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11/10/2012

Ash's Machiavellian Bloggery

What’s the difference between a picture of Kim Jong Un and a picture of Tony Abbott holding a potato?

One is a dictator and the other is a dick’n’tater

What’s the difference between President Assad of Syria and Tony Abbott?

Assad is taller, has a moustache, and has much better taste in women.

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What political fundamentals are shared by both David Cameron and Tony Abbott?

Rupert Murdoch.

Is it a myth to refer to Tony Abbott as a weathervane?

Yes it is. A weathervane needs wind to change it’s direction.

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What is the difference between an iPhone and Tony Abbott?

The iPhone has some form of intelligence. And its more fun at parties.

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