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Reality vs Coalition World

20/09/2011

Reality. The formula for carbon dioxide is composed of one atom of carbon and two atoms of oxygen

Atomic mass carbon = 12.01 (from the Periodic Table)
Atomic mass of oxygen = 16.00 (from the Periodic Table)
Molecular Mass (MM) for carbon dioxide
= atomic mass carbon + (2 x atomic mass oxygen)
Molecular Mass (MM) = 12.01 + (2 x 16.00)
= 12.01 + 32.00
= 44.01g/mole

Coalition World. CO2 is weightless.

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Reality. Humans (known taxonomically as Homo sapiens, Latin for “wise man” or “knowing man”)are the only living species in the Homo genus. Anatomically modern humans originated in Africa about 200,000 years ago, reaching full behavioural modernity around 50,000 years ago. Humans have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees the hands for manipulating objects, has allowed humans to make far greater use of tools than any other living species on Earth. Other higher-level thought processes of humans, such as self-awareness, rationality, and sapience, are considered to be defining features of what constitutes a “person”.

Coalition World. If you are not white or Christian, it seems you are not human, and therefore we can push you out to sea and still say we value human rights.

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Before

After

Reality. Climate change is real. Millions of acres of land around the world is changing.  Seas are rising. Sea ice is not forming as it should. Glaciers are breaking. Deserts are expanding. Farm land is drying and the top soil blowing away or being washed away and made mud with floods.

Coalition World. Climate change is crap.

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Reality. Australian finance minister, Wayne Swan, has been named Finance minister of 2011. This is the second time an Australian finance minister has won the award. Paul Keating was also awarded this prize with his reforms including the floating of the dollar. Peter Costello, while he snubbed Keating and the award, is also known to have put his name forward under his time as treasurer, but he was never awarded the gong.

Coalition World. The Australian Economy is worse then the worst thing ever. Seriously. Think of the worst thing ever. Now picture it. That’s right. The economy is worse then imagining Tony Abbott as prime minister. Don’t you believe what those economists say as they are having sex with climate scientists.

A. Ghebranious  2011  (All Rights Reserved)

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2 Comments
  1. Jennifer Baratta permalink

    Hopefully this helps

  2. debbiep permalink

    “I think I’m so sophisticated
    ‘cos I’m living my life as a
    good homo sapiens.”

    Sorry Ash, for some reason this article sort of suits the background song Apeman , by the Kinks….

    “I don’t feel safe in this world no more,
    I don’t want to die
    in a nuclear war.
    I want to sail away to
    a distant shore
    And make like an APEMAN ”

    :0

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