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How to piss off Tony Abbott (in no real order)

01/07/2011

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 36. Mention how much his three daughters look like Peter Costello.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 12. Remind him that he is not Prime Minister.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 67. Confuse him by putting three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 53. Mention how Peter Reith was once an acting Prime Minister.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 22. Send him flowers on November the 27th to remind him of the great job he did for Bernie Banton.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 15. Remind him what a good negotiator he is.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 5. Remind him umm , ahhhh and errr are not in the alphabet.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 52. Give him a lifetime supply of combs.

How to piss off Tony Abbott lesson 1. Ask him if he adds metamucil to his diet, does shit happen.

Australia. Give Abbott the salute he deserves. Feel free to add to the list through comments!

A. Ghebranious 2011 (All Rights Reserved)

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4 Comments
  1. Jennifer Baratta permalink

    LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. ajbirse permalink

    Ask him “why not just have a simple carbon tax?”

  3. sue permalink

    Remind him Lee Rhiannon was elected to the Senate & didn’t need all the Liberal Party preferences. Thanks anyway.

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