Five Sunday morning Tony Abbott jokes.
What’s the difference between a picture of Kim Jong Un and a picture of Tony Abbott holding a potato?
One is a dictator and the other is a dick’n'tater
What’s the difference between President Assad of Syria and Tony Abbott?
Assad is taller, has a moustache, and has much better taste in women.
What political fundamentals are shared by both David Cameron and Tony Abbott?
Is it a myth to refer to Tony Abbott as a weathervane?
Yes it is. A weathervane needs wind to change it’s direction.
What is the difference between an iPhone and Tony Abbott?
The iPhone has some form of intelligence. And its more fun at parties.